Q. Why did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?
A. He was looking for Pluto.
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Pluto Demoted to Dwarf Planet, Seven Dwarves Complain
Coming on the heels of the demotion of Pluto to a dwarf planet, the Seven Dwarves issued a short press release: “Although we think it's DOPEY that Pluto has been downgraded to a dwarf planet, which has made some people GRUMPY and others just SLEEPY, we are not BASHFUL in saying we would be HAPPY if Disney's Pluto would join us as an 8th dwarf. We think this is just what the DOC ordered and is nothing to SNEEZE at.” As Mickey’s faithful companion, Pluto made his debut in 1930-the same year scientists discovered what they thought was the 9th planet. (from Magically Speaking, Augusut 28, 2006)
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