Mozart quote

"Moms are ignoramus slobs who cannot be pleased." - Mozart, 1736.

I found this written on the side of the bathroom counter when a certain school-aged child was mad with me for insisting that he complete his homework over the weekend.

I asked him if he had Googled to find the quote. Because I know that sometimes Google will pick things up out of blogs, I thought I would be sure to put this Mozart quote into a post so when we google together, we'll see that yes, indeed, one can find this quote attributed to Mozart on the internet.

Of course for all of you dear readers, you do understand that this is not an actual quote by Mozart. Or by anyone besides a disgruntled boy who would have been better off putting his creative thinking into his civics homework. Or at least having written it on a piece of paper rather than the side of the bathroom counter.

I have just three words for removing Mozart quotes... Mr. Clean Eraser.